Hello, this is the office of Mr. E. Edward Grey

where r all tha qt boiz 2nite 

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television


Me rn

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

Me rn

tonight i witnessed a grown woman pull her pants down, squat, and poop in the parking lane on Main St. in our town so that was a first 

robertkazinsky:

Film Genre Meme: comedy (1/5)

Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who’s just proved himself straight tellin’ my ass how sexy I am!

But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)

boom clap the sound of my ass

today my juggalo aunt gave me a box with a few things that belonged to my nan that she didn’t want, she obviously didn’t pay attention to what she was giving me because there was a jar of weed in the box and a years worth of her unpaid credit card bills in there 

every other day i go between “i luv having stretched ears they feel so lovely” to “my ears r fuckin disgusting pls cut the lobes off” 

okami-no-seishin:

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

bronybf:

just got “hentai” tattooed on my lower back!!  it’s japanese for love :)

rosejanenoble:

womb-of-reefer:

How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source

this is one of the coolest things on tumblr

See, I’m not unattractive, the lighting’s just wrong everywhere.

fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange in How to Beat the High Co$t of Living (1980)

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS

astrofemme:

lowbrasschikah:

I thought this was so nice

GIRLS BEING NICE TO OTHER GIRLS