Hello, this is the office of Mr. E. Edward Grey

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

brogre:

Shrek came out on the 22nd of April, do you know what else happens on the 22nd of April? Earth day! And what does the Earth have? Layers! Can atheists explain this?? HA, NO

Shrekmate, nonbelievers!

punktwink:

exghoulfriend:

pumpkinsforhands:

exghoulfriend:

I’m in a book store that has their novels separated into “Men’s Mystery” and “Women’s Mystery” what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Men’s Mystery is just about a bunch of dweebs trying to figure out what you’re wearing.

"You’re the murderer! Nice nice so are you a virgin?"

"You killed someone? Haha and then what? ;)"

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Where Edwardian at tho

i can’t even play hard to get i’m already hard to want

I’ve barely been able to move for two months because of my back (I’ll try to get my xray so you all can see how fucked up my spine is) but my mom will still call me upstairs and ask me to get her a glass of water or get the remote or something because she’s too fucking lazy, then she calls me a disrespectful bitch if I complain about it, I swear to god I’m going to kill myself if I don’t get out if this house soon

hyperpopwitch:

anywigwilldo:

dicksp8jr:

heathyr:

radgreymon:

LA fashion week is a joke but THIS WAS PRETTY AMAZING

i swear this is the fiercest look i have ever seen

image

this is actually the coolest thing i’ve ever seen; more genders and races than you usually see on the runway during fashion week and being nonbinary is the point and it’s so beautiful omg

That opener though oh my gosh

i will never get over this

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

belieiveinsomething:

princess-mishaps-palace:

cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement 

Made me think differently about abortion

I THINK ABOUT THIS DAILY

luisgpiercing:

Fresh helix flap piercing through a healed ear pointing with an @anatometalinc prong set light blue opal. Piercing by me, ear pointing by @inkdemention. Also check out those amazing rainbow gem eyelets from @anatometalinc #piercing #bodypiercing #philly #philadelphia #southstreet #AssociationofProfessionalPiercers #appmember #safepiercing #NoKaOiBodyPiercing #instagood #instacool #jewelry #bodyjewelry #picoftheday #mybodymod #bodymodlife #legitpiercingslook #legitbodyjewelry #thecrypt #helix (at The Crypt Tattoo Company)


AW SHIT I’ve been imagining this same piercing forever! I want my elfie points pierced

luisgpiercing:

Fresh helix flap piercing through a healed ear pointing with an @anatometalinc prong set light blue opal. Piercing by me, ear pointing by @inkdemention. Also check out those amazing rainbow gem eyelets from @anatometalinc #piercing #bodypiercing #philly #philadelphia #southstreet #AssociationofProfessionalPiercers #appmember #safepiercing #NoKaOiBodyPiercing #instagood #instacool #jewelry #bodyjewelry #picoftheday #mybodymod #bodymodlife #legitpiercingslook #legitbodyjewelry #thecrypt #helix (at The Crypt Tattoo Company)

AW SHIT I’ve been imagining this same piercing forever! I want my elfie points pierced