Zanna, Real live Elf, 22, graphic designer and special effects makeup guru., Bulldogs, Horror movies,, Star Wars and LOTR marathons, body modification, crocheting, pizza.

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southerncharmm:

retrogirly:

Jayne Mansfield and some last minute adjustments 

Ugh :(

PERFECT ANGEL 

southerncharmm:

retrogirly:

Jayne Mansfield and some last minute adjustments 

Ugh :(

PERFECT ANGEL 

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kiichu:

thetanglebuddy:

Buttercup: Susan B. Anthony didn’t want any special treatment.

Bubbles: she demanded that he be sent to jail like any other man.

Blossom: And that’s exactly what we’re going to do to you!

The Powerpuff Girls give you an idea of what feminism is really about.

THANK

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listen guys i watched this video at work today and i involuntarily moaned “ohh fuck me” out loud and i didnt realize that my co-worker had her office door open and i turned around and we made awkward eye contact 

my credentials 

my credentials 

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help me i have a zit on my shoulder blade right under my bra strap and i want to die because i cant reach it 

how do i always attract really creepy dudes

(or maybe all dudes are creepy and im just now realizing this)

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dicekind:

xainagal:

if someone says they dont want to be touched

  • dont touch them
  • dont fucking touch them
  • actually dont touch them
  • dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
  • THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM

also dont continue touching them bc you think their reaction is cute

my first reaction to unwanted touching is to snap ur dick off so…

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cliterallysame:

just leave the nudes and go away

cliterallysame:

just leave the nudes and go away

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only if they r cute 

only if they r cute 

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stfumadison:

And so if you look at that like, “I’m not like anybody else, I don’t belong here,” you’re missing the point, you do belong here. (x)

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Also it makes me a little depressed that my aunt (a juggalo who is the spitting image of Gimli) has a boyfriend and I don’t. What have I done wrong here?

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