where r all tha qt boiz 2nite
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
tonight i witnessed a grown woman pull her pants down, squat, and poop in the parking lane on Main St. in our town so that was a first
Film Genre Meme: comedy (1/5)
Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who’s just proved himself straight tellin’ my ass how sexy I am!
But I’m a Cheerleader (1999)
today my juggalo aunt gave me a box with a few things that belonged to my nan that she didn’t want, she obviously didn’t pay attention to what she was giving me because there was a jar of weed in the box and a years worth of her unpaid credit card bills in there
every other day i go between “i luv having stretched ears they feel so lovely” to “my ears r fuckin disgusting pls cut the lobes off”
So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…
just got “hentai” tattooed on my lower back!! it’s japanese for love :)
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
this is one of the coolest things on tumblr
See, I’m not unattractive, the lighting’s just wrong everywhere.
Jessica Lange in How to Beat the High Co$t of Living (1980)