Hello, this is the office of Mr. E. Edward Grey
unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

unclefather:

guitaristlink:

Come here, naughty girl

what u gonna do with that belt, skinny boy? ya clothes dont even fit u gonna run at me trying to hit me with the belt and u gonna trip over the bottom of ur pants like a adult sized toddler

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

laldrin:

in sickness and in health, season premieres and finales

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

now the weather

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

deanwinchestire:

I found an unopened pack of Batman silly bands so I opened them and I caN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S DANCING

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take it back now y’all

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CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH

riordam:

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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This is some sort of nightvale shit

But for real it’s so cars will hit the orb instead of crashing into the storefront

xtinathegreat:

fappuclno:

yungterra:

yungterra:

yungterra:

sign my petition




did we win

U CANNOT UNTAME THIS


pitbull needs to calm down omg

Dale

xtinathegreat:

fappuclno:

yungterra:

yungterra:

yungterra:

sign my petition

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did we win



U CANNOT UNTAME THIS

pitbull needs to calm down omg

Dale

officialbreakfast:

you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

shoulderblades:

me when i make it in time for mcdonalds breakfast