smack that ass from 8 feet away
"I’m so co…." I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. "my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest of time
from the friendzone into the fire
that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here
MONKEY TEACHES HUMAN HOW TO CRUSH LEAVES
Oh my god precious angel baby
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
When people try to equate “cracker” with “nigger” to prove the existence of reverse racism.
You can’t equate them and yet, one is not “worse” than the other. It is never OK to say either of them under any circumstance. If it’s offending someone on the basis of race, don’t say it.
Ugh you really don’t understand anything about this post.
The promotion for Anchorman 2 is on fucking fire.
OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW AND I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WTF I’M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
WHY DID THEY BLUR IT OUT OMFG THE END IS NEAR
What I lack in attractiveness I make up for in film trivia
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
you know when you are watching a movie and you like the music on the movie, so you’re like heck yeah I’m gonna get the soundtrack to this film, and you listen to the soundtrack and there are fucking little clips of the actors from the movie doing a scene, like nobody wants to hear that shit please go away